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This is a very special episode on Hypertransitory.com, so thanks for dropping in today.
There comes a time in every man’s life where he finally has to stand up and be counted for something. For some it’s patriotism, for others they choose to stand against inequality, to stand against poverty, racism and sexism…
While these are all admirable, and I suppose someone somewhere might benefit from the pursuit of these goals, the truth is they really ain’t sh%! compared to what I choose to stand for.
I stand for nothing less than the right of the common person to not be annoyed to all heck by stupid clowns. Especially some stupid clown who’s always flapping his gums and jaw-jacking and yet really doesn’t know what the Hell he’s talking about.
Geesh! Is it really too much to ask? I say NO! No more. No mas.
To that end I’ve decided to pool all my knowledge of these insidious bottom-feeders of society into a new e-book…a tome of such awesome power and gravity that the entire stupid clown community will tremble in fear!
The title of this epic guidebook is, of course: How to Deal With Stupid Clowns who don’t know what the Hell they’re talking about!
It contains comics, artwork and writings from yours truly.
I’ve joked previously about changing the world with a e-book, but this time it ain’t no joke!! I’ve written a book that has a real shot at solving one of the fundamental problems of human society.
Er…for a low, low price, of course.
This is really happening, people. We’re doing this thing, so who’s with me??
Quickly now! To the stupid clown sales page to learn more and get on the mailing list for updates! Free stuff a’beckons!
Make sure to tweet/like/smoke signal/use telepathy or whatever method you choose to alert your friends about this. Thank you!
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No doubt, Traffic! I learned this the hard way, unfortunately…
Hi, John,
Ahaha, I must admit I like how the headline sounds…and it’s good you chose to fight for a common person not to be annoyed by people who feel they have the best solution for everything…a clown is a representative of the most annoying and disturbing person ever!
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on Jul 21, 2011
Kristina you are exactly right, which is why we must UNITE against this threat! :)
I really appreciate your help JG in sharing this article. almost all the people around the world hates to be annoyed by people who keep on talking without sense. they are these annoying clown, one should stand to stop this doing.
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Wait are we talking about clowns like dress up with colourful baggy clothes and honky red noses and flowers that squirt or just annoying people? I tend to just yell at them to shut up and then stare at them until they leave the room. It’s an extreme solution but an effective one.
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on Jul 26, 2011
LOL, yeah we’re not talking about honest had-working clowns who amuse us. I’m talking about the annoying ones who make life difficult. I don’t know if everyone could pull off your solution but as long as it works for you I’m all for it :)
Hi JG. I always love to read your comic works. Please, don’t stop! Make some more. It’s really refreshing. And thanks for always sharing these with us.
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on Aug 2, 2011
Thanks Andrew! I’m still working away on some more stuff so keep watching!
Hi John,
So its not just me who find clowns stupid. lol I’m thankful that I don’t encounter much clowns nowadays. Your illustrations are awesome. :)
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on Aug 15, 2011
Hi Vie!
Yes I’m glad you can avoid stupid clowns in your life. not all of us are so lucky lol
thanks for reading and commenting!
Hi JG,
It is a very interesting post.Thanks for sharing the ways to deal with stupid clowns. I always find people so irritating if they talk without any sense.
What you’re standing up for is very unique but realistic. you have a very wide sense of humor! interested with the ebook now.
Hi JG,
Nice post.I think we should have to think before speaking because we cant catch those words which come out of our mouth and may cause problem. People dont like such stupid clowns.
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