Hypertransitory readers, welcome back!
This is a very special episode on Hypertransitory.com, so thanks for dropping in today.
There comes a time in every man’s life where he finally has to stand up and be counted for something. For some it’s patriotism, for others they choose to stand against inequality, to stand against poverty, racism and sexism…
While these are all admirable, and I suppose someone somewhere might benefit from the pursuit of these goals, the truth is they really ain’t sh%! compared to what I choose to stand for.
I stand for nothing less than the right of the common person to not be annoyed to all heck by stupid clowns. Especially some stupid clown who’s always flapping his gums and jaw-jacking and yet really doesn’t know what the Hell he’s talking about.
Geesh! Is it really too much to ask? I say NO! No more. No mas.
To that end I’ve decided to pool all my knowledge of these insidious bottom-feeders of society into a new e-book…a tome of such awesome power and gravity that the entire stupid clown community will tremble in fear!
The title of this epic guidebook is, of course: How to Deal With Stupid Clowns who don’t know what the Hell they’re talking about!
It contains comics, artwork and writings from yours truly.
I’ve joked previously about changing the world with a e-book, but this time it ain’t no joke!! I’ve written a book that has a real shot at solving one of the fundamental problems of human society.
Er…for a low, low price, of course.
This is really happening, people. We’re doing this thing, so who’s with me??
Quickly now! To the stupid clown sales page to learn more and get on the mailing list for updates! Free stuff a’beckons!
Make sure to tweet/like/smoke signal/use telepathy or whatever method you choose to alert your friends about this. Thank you!
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